You’re the type of person that doesn’t even look when they’re typing. You find grammar very important though, you have even gone out of your way before to correct friend’s text to you when they use improper contractions. “You’re” means “You Are’” is that so hard? Because you’re so on top of these things normally means it’s even more annoying when you have a slight slip of the finger. Then everyone’s on your ass. Like, get over it.
It’s a tough job, but someones gotta do it. After all, you’re a Good Samaritan. When you see a verbal altercation on the side of the street you always know just what to say to end it. When you see someone violating an obscure law you’re always there to remind them of their wrongdoings. Just last week, there was a couple of kids skateboarding at 10:01PM when they should know full well the neighborhood quiet hours start at 10:00PM sharp. You quickly read them section 48 B sub-section J of the community guidelines. After they yelled obscenities at you, you had to confiscate their boards as punishment. It’s a thankless job, but you’re happy to bare the burden.
You have that one friend who always calls you at the most inopportune time. You’re getting ready to do something when they call and completely side track you. All you’d have to do is not pick up the phone, but then you’d miss out on the gossip of the day! Oh hold on, someone’s calling… Be right back…
Ménage à Trois
You’re in a loving relationship. The two of you do everything together! Unfortunately, you have a friend that always wants to tag along. This one friend openly acknowledges that they’re a third wheel, and they fully embrace it. It’s like pulling teeth just trying to be alone with your partner! But when you finally are, the two of you inevitably start to miss that third wheel. What do you think that means?
Don't You Dare
You’re sleeping over at your grandparent’s house. The TV stays on all night. You’re suddenly awoken at 4 A.M. to a blaring infomercial trying to sell you a product you have no interest in, but you’re captivated by this individuals enthusiasm. You think to yourself, what a stupid invention… But for $19.95 plus shipping and handling it’s a steal!