Snatched
It’s a tough job, but someones gotta do it. After all, you’re a Good Samaritan. When you see a verbal altercation on the side of the street you always know just what to say to end it. When you see someone violating an obscure law you’re always there to remind them of their wrongdoings. Just last week, there was a couple of kids skateboarding at 10:01PM when they should know full well the neighborhood quiet hours start at 10:00PM sharp. You quickly read them section 48 B sub-section J of the community guidelines. After they yelled obscenities at you, you had to confiscate their boards as punishment. It’s a thankless job, but you’re happy to bare the burden.